How to Look Your Worst on Halloween – in only 5 minutes!

Clearly, I’m feeling brave today.  This is my first-ever video offering.  That’s a prospect terrifying enough, but I decided to start this video straight out of bed, with filthy hair and ZERO makeup.

The “2 minutes” I quote at the beginning of the video is clearly a lie, which explains why I’m always inexplicably 10 minutes late.  Also, apologies to my British friends, because I am a stupid American who still can’t remember to gesture 2 with my hands facing out.  Even so, I think 5 minutes for absolutely terrifying hair and makeup is pretty impressive.

If, like me, you spend every Halloween frantically getting kids ready, carving pumpkins, and decorating until the last moment, leaving yourself only 5 minutes to get ready, then this video is for you.  If you have all the time in the world, but are curious how to create an effective ghoulish look with minimal effort, this is for you.  If you just want to see how bad I look when I roll out of bed, well it’s your lucky day, too!

Here are some photos of my handiwork from past years:



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Happy Halloween!


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2 Comments on “How to Look Your Worst on Halloween – in only 5 minutes!
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